boring class rage
-Yaksha
Istriman
Bleed Blue!!!!!!!
DoveRaja: Maga enu ella kade poster gallu “Bleed Blue” “Bleed Blue” antha haakidarey.
Bomma: Nike bandu World cup sponsor alva adikke avaru “Bleed Blue” antha haakidarey.
DoveRaja: Alla sisya Whisperoo athavaaa Stayfree World cup sponsor agidrey , avana avvan ella Kade sumne “Bleed” “Bleed” antha haakirthidro eno
Bomma: Thuuu holsu bolimaganey!!!!
Bangloor it seems
Bee tee yess conductor : Tikich, Tikich, yaar adu tikcih togoli
[see means no response wonly]
Me : Conductre ondu tikayt ragigudda.
Conductre:ah, illi togoli [wah, what heavy smile he is putting
Me to a Fellow passengur : Saar nodi saar, no here undershtands Kannada wonly.
FP : ah yess yess, correct ma.
Me : Saar that koramangala is there no, one mini Tamil naad only it is.
FP: [Smiles in approval] (or did he)
Me: On the streets you see means woonly hindi or tamilu .
FP:[Smiles again]
Me: Eveywhere i go Tamil, office also Tamilu bus also Tamilu, aiyyo very worsht situation it ees.
FP:[Nod+0.5* smile]
Me:[Somewaat i yam douting this person is not a kannada speakaru, from that time he is putting one forced smile after another]
After 2 minute FP’s phone is full ringing
FP: Ah haloo, eye yam in Bangloor ma,Nella iruku ma, AAMA X 5500.
ME: [Aah there is the confirmation!, fulll taley chaching]but Feeeeeckkkk, how like that yevaree won is speaking in Tamil wonly.
At a Darshini in Bangalore(Billing counter)
Cashier: Heli saar yen beku?
Bangalore boy: One filter coffee boss.
North Indian boy: Ek coffee malai maar ke. Adrak wali haan.
Cashier: Nimmajji!
North Indian boy: What yaar..Our Delhi is cool yaar…Here everything closes at 11:30…Where to go yaar?
Bangalore boy: Matte Bengloorig yaak bande?Noodo al road alli, nai ide, hog kachko. Nin Nihams al admit mado na. Al inda nin Delhi ge Direct ticket sikkate. Aur waste patient gala alle kalsodu.
Everybody is a software engineer
- @rjk1784
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